Fresa Problemas

"Speaking in Tongues" by Zadie Smith (2009)

Sun, 30 Sep 2012 06:15:03 -0700

"Speaking in Tongues" by Zadie Smith (2009):

d-matt:

I’ve already posted this before. But it is just so good.

WHO IS FRESA T?!?!?!

-fresa E

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 02:38:40 -0700

fresa T, aka fresa E-tits

The tv guide said cops was on, but it was really divorce court

Wed, 13 Jul 2011 11:02:57 -0700

The tv guide said cops was on, but it was really divorce court

1 hour foot massages for $20 and my friend won’t let us go. UGH.

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 19:43:04 -0700

1 hour foot massages for $20 and my friend won’t let us go. UGH.

fucking colorwheel

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 13:54:16 -0700

fucking colorwheel

UGH foreign languages

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 01:12:03 -0700

tried to submit my frestory, but all this shit is in german. hope what im assuming are the terms of agreement wont come back to haunt me…

Fresspresso

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 01:11:43 -0700

Just made my afternoon Nespresso…used the new George Clooney pods, of course :)

And, yes, I’m fresing from Europe. duh.

Drank a $1000 bottle of French red wine tonight from 1957…and it wasn’t that great..

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 01:05:00 -0700

Drank a $1000 bottle of French red wine tonight from 1957…and it wasn’t that great..

Also, last night we wanted to save money so we bought a bottle of andre to drink on our walk to the...

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 20:58:00 -0700

Also, last night we wanted to save money so we bought a bottle of andre to drink on our walk to the bar. Also when we got there learned fresa E-tits thought PBR was some cool new mixed drink.

Rude boy taxi driver intentionally took us in the wrong direction to try and run up the meter. Then...

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 20:56:33 -0700

Rude boy taxi driver intentionally took us in the wrong direction to try and run up the meter. Then when we were getting close to the street I said “it’s just one block up” and he accelerates the FUCK out of the car for 5 blocks in the wrong direction. Unfortunately, it worked out for him because I gave him a good tip cause I was too annoyed to wait for the change. #fresaproblems

Fresa A and fresa T partied with fresa L and his friend DOLPHIN KING.

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 09:56:15 -0700

Fresa A and fresa T partied with fresa L and his friend DOLPHIN KING.

Currently at Lake Tahoe sipping on patrón margaritas and reading the Economist. Oh, privilege.

Fri, 01 Jul 2011 20:26:19 -0700

Currently at Lake Tahoe sipping on patrón margaritas and reading the Economist.

Oh, privilege.

so apparently they (huggies) now make diapers out of denim. “my diaper is full. full of...

Fri, 01 Jul 2011 16:10:07 -0700

so apparently they (huggies) now make diapers out of denim. “my diaper is full. full of fashion.”

so excited that the new generation of fresas get to experience this.

Just got checked the fuck out by a 13 year old. YUP.

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 19:43:17 -0700

Just got checked the fuck out by a 13 year old. YUP.

"Sure makes it seem as if you dont think im a good enough fresa to even make the tumblr…"

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 12:47:25 -0700

“Sure makes it seem as if you dont think im a good enough fresa to even make the tumblr…”

- Fresa E-tits

Verified by Visa ruined my day.

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 12:44:00 -0700

I was tryina buy these boots from Topman.com, but guess what interfered. Verified by Visa…at 3am, as I’m checking out for my order, I get that lovely new feature of Bank of America consumer “protection,” but I forgot my password because it’s not my usual password for things, and then this feature locks me out of my purchase for an hour because I messed up three times. But it’s so late, so I go to bed, only to wake up in the morning to try again, when I find that the shoes are now out of stock. UGHHHH. I HATE VERIFIED BY VISA. and they were on sale!!!

"I stole three bottles of juice, and only one of them was alcoholic."

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 02:35:00 -0700

“I stole three bottles of juice, and only one of them was alcoholic.”

- Fresa I

Dino-nuggets always win.

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 02:34:41 -0700

Dino-nuggets always win.

"Someone is chewing Juicy-fruit in my class right now and it smells horrible."

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 02:33:00 -0700

“Someone is chewing Juicy-fruit in my class right now and it smells horrible.”

- Fresa D

Fresa. Not really a problem.

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 02:31:20 -0700

Highest paid musical artist per show at $6.2million??

…BARBARA STREISAND

Fresa Problemas

"Speaking in Tongues" by Zadie Smith (2009)

WHO IS FRESA T?!?!?! -fresa E

The tv guide said cops was on, but it was really divorce court

1 hour foot massages for $20 and my friend won’t let us go. UGH.

fucking colorwheel

UGH foreign languages

Fresspresso

Drank a $1000 bottle of French red wine tonight from 1957…and it wasn’t that great..

Also, last night we wanted to save money so we bought a bottle of andre to drink on our walk to the...

Rude boy taxi driver intentionally took us in the wrong direction to try and run up the meter. Then...

Fresa A and fresa T partied with fresa L and his friend DOLPHIN KING.

Currently at Lake Tahoe sipping on patrón margaritas and reading the Economist. Oh, privilege.

so apparently they (huggies) now make diapers out of denim. “my diaper is full. full of...

Just got checked the fuck out by a 13 year old. YUP.

"Sure makes it seem as if you dont think im a good enough fresa to even make the tumblr…"

Verified by Visa ruined my day.

"I stole three bottles of juice, and only one of them was alcoholic."

Dino-nuggets always win.

"Someone is chewing Juicy-fruit in my class right now and it smells horrible."

Fresa. Not really a problem.

WHO IS FRESA T?!?!?!

-fresa E