d-matt:

I’ve already posted this before. But it is just so good.

The tv guide said cops was on, but it was really divorce court

1 hour foot massages for $20 and my friend won’t let us go. UGH.

fucking colorwheel 

tried to submit my frestory, but all this shit is in german. hope what im assuming are the terms of agreement wont come back to haunt me…

Just made my afternoon Nespresso…used the new George Clooney pods, of course :)

And, yes, I’m fresing from Europe. duh.

Drank a $1000 bottle of French red wine tonight from 1957…and it wasn’t that great..

Also, last night we wanted to save money so we bought a bottle of andre to drink on our walk to the bar. Also when we got there learned fresa E-tits thought PBR was some cool new mixed drink.

Rude boy taxi driver intentionally took us in the wrong direction to try and run up the meter. Then when we were getting close to the street I said “it’s just one block up” and he accelerates the FUCK out of the car for 5 blocks in the wrong direction. Unfortunately, it worked out for him because I gave him a good tip cause I was too annoyed to wait for the change. #fresaproblems

Fresa A and fresa T partied with fresa L and his friend DOLPHIN KING.

Currently at Lake Tahoe sipping on patrón margaritas and reading the Economist.

Oh, privilege.

so apparently they (huggies) now make diapers out of denim. “my diaper is full. full of fashion.”

so excited that the new generation of fresas get to experience this.  

Just got checked the fuck out by a 13 year old. YUP.